South Park

This is the South Park area. If you havent heard of South Park before then u dont know what your missing!. Its a cartoon that is crudely made by a couple guys all by them self. They do all the voices and the imagery with their own kind of screwed up humour. Check out the WAV files or even get a movie to experience this unbelievable funny cartoon.

THE CHARACTERS Kenny- He is the unlucky one. He dies every episode in some grusome way. You can't hear what he says because his hood is over his mouth, but the other kids understand everything he says. Catch Phrase: Mmmff mmf mmmffff! Stan- He is the cute kid. He is your all around basic kid, he kind of has a girfriend called Wendy Testaburger but he throws up every time she talks to him. But he's the weak one who gets beat up by his sister Shelly, and is encourage to kill his aging grandfather. Catch Phrase: Dude! Cartman- He is the "fat kid" the other kids constantly make fun of him because of his weight. He claims that he's "big boned" but his 90 pounds, (remember, he's only eight years old!) is due to eating too many "cheesy poofs" "Snacky Cakes" and "chocolate chicken pot pies" which he receives an unlimited supply of from his mom, Mrs. Cartman. Catch Phrase: Kick Ass! Kyle- He is the smart kid. He's Jewish, he likes to make fun of Cartman being fat, he always announces Kenny's death, and he has a football-shaped baby brother named Ike who he likes to kick. Catch Phrase: Kick the baby!

SOUND FILES These are some sound extracts from one of the episodes. They should give you the idea of the warped sense of humour used. Very Funny! 105_Beside4asses.wav
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MP3 FILES These files are best heard using a dedicated mp3 player like WINAMP otherwise choppy or cutout sound may result.

Imajew.mp2- Stan singing a song about being a jew on Xmas, bloody funny!

Mombitch.mp2 - Cartman singing about kyles mum being a bitch, even funnier!

MOVIE FILES These are whole episodes of South Park in RealAudio format. They go for about 25 mins and for only around 5mb they are well worth the download. These are just links to www.download.net.au 's movies and are not actually on my web space. South Park Episode 1- Cartman gets an anal probe- 5.3mb South Park Episode 2- Weight gain 4000 South Park Episode 3- The Volcano South Park Episode 4- Big Gay Als Big gay Boat ride South Park episode 5- An elephant makes love to a pig South Park episode 6- Death South Park episode 7- Pink Eye South Park Episode 9

PICS Pics in Thumbnail format.Click to see full size pic.

Here are 3D renderings of South Park, This is not my work.

MISCELLANEOUS 101 ways to kill Kenny 101 things Cartman says

LINKS The best ever South Park Site can be found at www.mrhat.simplenet.com The original South Park site is at www.Comedycentral.com